I Was Sent To Sleepover Camp Since

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.

By The Time I Would Have Graduated, At 22, I Was A Writer And Featured Performer On Saturday Night Live.

I Buy Water At The Liquor Store Across The Street From Where I Live. So I'm Walking Into The Door, And Standing, Loitering, Outside The Door Is A Man. And I Walk By Him To Go In, And He Says, "i Want Pussy!" Now, I Don't Want To Seem Conceited Or Anything, But He Was Talking About Me!

I Looked Up And Saw The Shape Of A Heart Made By The Silhouette Of Ben Affleck And Matt Damon Kissing.

I Am 39 Years Old, And I Still Wake Up Every Morning Really Excited I Don't Have To Go To School.