I Was Raped By A Doctor. Which

I Have Lows, You Know, Everybody Does ... But I Kind Of Know How To Handle It. I Like To Let Myself Wallow In It. I Enforce It With Terribly Sad Music, And It Kind Of Pushes Me Through To The Other Side Eventually, And I Always Know It's Going To Pass.

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

When God Gives You Aids - And God Does Give You Aids, By The Way - Make Lemonaids.

I Just Don't Let That Mentality Be A Part Of My World.

I Enjoy The Last Quarter Of All Basketball Games.