I Was Out At The Hbo Party,

George Bush Says, 'gore's Book Needs A Lot Of Explaining.' Of Course, Bush Says That About Every Book.

In Ancient Times They Sacrificed The Virgins. Men Were Not About To Sacrifice The Sluts!

I Always Wanted To Be A Comedian, Even When I Was A Little Kid. I Had A Funny Father Who Was In The News Business, By The Way. He Was A Radio News Guy. So The News Was Always In My House, And Funny Was Always In My House. It Was Sort Of Just Baked Into The Dna That I Would Do This For A Living, But I Can Remember Being Less Than 10 Years Old And Dreaming About Being A Comedian.

Life Is About Making Tough Choices. Sometimes You Have To Go Where Your Career Is Going.

I Urge The Media To Start Referring To Climate Skeptics As What They Really Are: Climate Assholes.