I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

My Daughter And I Are Very Close, We Speak Every Single Day And I Call Her Every Day And I Say The Same Thing, "pick Up, I Know You're There."

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

All Angelina Jolie Wants To Do Is Do Good For People. And She Was Saying To Me: If I Could Just Make One Person Happy, Joan, I'll Die Satisfied. I Said: Easy! Just Give Jennifer Aniston Back Her Husband.