I Was Minnie Mouse For Halloween, Every

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It.

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.

If You Sell The Vatican And You Take That Money And You Use It To Feed Every Single Human Being On The Planet, You Will Get Cah-azy Pussy. All The Pussy. I Don't Mean Literally. That Might Not Be Your Cup Of Tea. I Don't Know What Your Version Of 'all The Pussy' Is. But You'll Get All The Pussy.

When God Gives You Aids - And God Does Give You Aids, By The Way - Make Lemonaids.