I Was Just Thinking, If It Is

Wine Had Such Ill Effects On Noah's Health That It Was All He Could Do To Live 950 Years. Show Me A Total Abstainer That Ever Lived That Long.

The Us Is Safest When Congress Is In Recess.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.