I Was Just Thinking, If It Is

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

Every Day You Meet A Delegation Going To Some Convention To Try And Change The Way Of Somebody Else's Life.

I Have Always Noticed That People Will Never Laugh At Anything That Is Not Based On Truth.

Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local Bandits, Sent By Their Local Voters To Raid The Public Treasury.

There Are Three Types Of Men In The World. One Type Learns From Books. One Type Learns From Observations. And One Type Just Has To Urinate On The Electric Fence Himself.