Every Day You Meet A Delegation Going

The Republicans Have A Habit Of Having Three Bad Years And One Good One, And The Good One Always Happens To Be Election Years.

Both Gangs Have Been Bad Sports, So See If At Least One Can't Redeem Themselves By Offering No Alibis, But Cooperate With The Winner, For No Matter Which One It Is The Poor Fellow Is Going To Need It.

One-third Of The People In The United States Promote, While The Other Two-thirds Provide.

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.