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A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

That Girl Had A Great Way Of Making Friends, And Strangers, And Anyone Else Who Was Around.

Want To Know Why Women Don't Blink During Foreplay? Not Enough Time.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.