At My Age An Affair Of The

Something Terrific Will Come No Matter How Dark The Present.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

Acting Is My True Love. I Would Like To Have Been A Serious Actor, And I Plan To In The Next Life. I'm Gonna Be Meryl Streep Rivers.