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The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

A Study Says Owning A Dog Makes You 10 Years Younger. My First Thought Was To Rescue Two More, But I Don't Want To Go Through Menopause Again.