A Cartoonist Is Someone Who Has To

Happiness Is A Sad Song.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

Life Is Like A Ten Speed Bicycle. Most Of Us Have Gears We Never Use.

Are You Upset Little Friend? Have You Been Lying Awake Worrying? Well, Don't Worry...i'm Here. The Flood Waters Will Recede, The Famine Will End, The Sun Will Shine Tomorrow, And I Will Always Be Here To Take Care Of You.

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.