Hopefully People Will Be Reinventing Comedy Forever

I Just Did 101 Shows In 86 Different Cities In America And Europe And Canada, And I'm Not Lying Or Exaggerating When I Say, At The Vast Majority Of Shows, They Loved It. There Were Encores, There Were Standing Ovations.

I've Never Written Jokes. I Mean, I'll Write Things On A Piece Of Paper And Riff On Them Onstage.

I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In My Basement.

If You Want To Reinstate The 14.4 Billion Dollars That Bush Cut Out Of The Veterans Program Then Vote Democrat.

The Underpinning Of Immigration Concerns Is Xenophobia And Racism And Nationalism.