I Was Going To Be A Teacher

I Majored In Chinese Studies. I'm Probably The Only Director Of Chicken Indian Zombie Movies Who Can Speak Pretty Good Mandarin.

In Our Racist, Sexist Society, Christmas Is The 8 Hours When We Stop Killing Each Other And Gratuitous Over Eating Is Encouraged So That The Starving And Other People In The World Can Die!

I Hope That All New Filmmakers See That The Internet And Social Media Are Helpful Tools In Establishing A Fan Base As Well As Being Able To Interact With Your Fans.

I Didn't Even Know What A Film Director Was. To Me, Charlie Chaplin Was A Goofy Clown, And John Ford - What? Never Heard Of Him.

Fast Food Nation Was Boring And Aimed At Yuppies, And Yuppies Don't Eat Fast Food.