I Was A Different Kind Of Kid,

I Could Talk About Blade Runner Forever.

I Liked The Drama Of Getting Stoned.

In The '70s, Everybody Was Doing Drugs, So Long As You Showed Up And Did Your Work, They'd Use You Until You Died.

My Whole Deal When I Do Accents Or Dialects Is I Gotta Fool The Locals. If I Fool The Locals Then I've Done My Job.

You Know, Stand-up Comedy Is Where I Pretty Much Started Out.