I Wanted To Be In A Band

My Hero Is Me. Why? Because I Was A Poor Little Kid Who Was Told, `hey Stupid, Can`t You Speak English?` Now All Those People Work For Me. Despite Whatever Circumstances I Came Across, I Was Always Able To Rise To The Top And There`s Only One Way To Do That - By Being Selfish, But Also By Believing In Yourself. Belief Is Self-knowing. Even Yoda Out Of Star Wars Said, `do Or Do Not. There Is No Try.

The Sad Thing Is Most People Have To Check With Someone Before They Do The Things That Make Them Happy. We're All Passing Through; The Least We Can Do Is Be Happy, And The Only Way To Do That Is By Being Selfish.

Fiscally, I'm Very Conservative. I Don't Believe In Welfare States. I Believe In Giving People Jobs.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

There Is Not A Single Person Alive Who Could Keep A Straight Face And Say "oh Yeah It's Healthy, The Reason I Use Drugs And Alcohol And Booze Is Because It's Healthy!"