I'm Pissed At A Nickel Because It

Kiss Is A Fourth Of July Fireworks Show With A Backbeat.

I Worship Scones And Danishes. If I Never Had Another Meal, I Wouldn't Care As Long As I Could Eat Pastries And Jelly Doughnuts.

The Biggest Financial Pitfall In Life Is Divorce. And The Biggest Reason For Divorce Is Marriage.

I Fly Economy. I Do Often Fly First Class, But I Don't Travel With A Posse, Or Bodyguard, Or An Assistant.

You Need To Eat, But You Don't Really Need To Eat Filet Mignon Every Night Or Buy Bottles Of Champagne At A Thousand A Pop.