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Gene Simmons Planned On Being A Success The Moment He Launched Himself Out Of His Mother's Womb.

I Wanted To Be In A Band That Gave Bang For The Buck. I Wanted To Be In The Band Who Didn't Look Like A Bunch Of Guys Who, You Know, Should Be In A Library Studying For Their Finals.

Kiss Is Not A Charity. Never, Ever Mix Commerce And Charity.

If You Choose To Become A Smoker, You Are An Idiot, And You May Lack The Discipline And Intelligence To Be A Successful Entrepreneur.

Rock Stars Are Idiots. You Know That! Remember This Moron Never Went To Music School, Never Learned Music Theory And Can't Read Or Write Music. So Why Not Be Suspicious Of Everything This Idiot Says?