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Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

You Did It! Congratulations! World's Best Cup Of Coffee! Great Job, Everybody! It's Great To Be Here.

All You Have In Comedy, In General, Is Just Going With Your Instincts. You Can Only Hope That Other People Think That What You Think Is Funny Is Funny. I Don't Have An Answer But I Just Try To Plough Straight Ahead.

Oftentimes, Even As A Little Kid, I Would Get Up Before Anyone Else. My Brother Would Still Be Sleeping, My Mom Would Still Be Sleeping, So I Would Literally Play 'monopoly' By Myself. I Would Play Board Games; I Would Do Things By Myself.

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.