I Built A Jail In My Closet

I've Not Been Able To Avoid Periods Of Time Where I Felt Super-lonely. Luckily, I Have A Side That Is Able To Always See The Glass As Half-full.

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

But For Fatherhood Advice, Try To Look Your Child In The Eye.... Get To Know Their Name; That Becomes Important When You Want Something. And Remember To Feed Them. That's About All You Need.

Since I Was Eight Years Old, I Went To Trinity. I Mean, I Listened To Reverend Wright Since I Was A Kid And I Always Heard Him Preach Sermons Of Love And Inspiration.

If You Ain't First, You're Last!