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Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. Every Once In Awhile He Needs A Salad.

I Got A Divorce Because My Ex-wife Left Me For Another Woman.

If 90% Of Success In Life Is Showing Up, The Other 10% Depends On What You're Showing Up For.

A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.

Even If God Exists, He's Done Such A Terrible Job, It's A Wonder People Don't Get Together And File A Class Action Suit Against Him.