Even If God Exists, He's Done Such

How Is It Possible To Find Meaning In A Finite World, Given My Waist And Shirt Size?

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.

I Don't Know The Question, But Sex Is Definitely The Answer.

One Man Starving Puts A Crimp In My Evening.

Comedy Just Pokes At Problems, Rarely Confronts Them Squarely. Drama Is Like A Plate Of Meat And Potatoes, Comedy Is Rather The Dessert, A Bit Like Meringue.