I Pretty Much Operate On Adrenaline And

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

I Think Everyone Roots For The Underdog.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!