I Want To Be Remembered For My

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

I Want To Be Remembered For My Football And The Pleasure I Gave People.

I'd Have To Be Superman To Do Some Of The Things I'm Supposed To Have Done, I've Been At Six Different Places At Six Different Times.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.