I Want To Be Remembered For My

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!

Football Is A Sad Game.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.