I Want To Be Remembered For My

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

If You Make Up Your Own Mind, You Can Only Blame Yourself.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.

That's What Children Do - Throw Food. That's Not Fighting. We Were Real Men. We'd Have Chinned Them.