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Rock 'n Roll Smells Phony And False. It Is Sung, Played And Written For The Most Part By Cretinous Goons And By Means Of Its Almost Imbecilic Reiteration And Sly, Lewd, In Plain Fact, Dirty Lyrics ... Manages To Be The Martial Music Of Every Side-burned Delinquent On The Face Of The Earth.

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

There Are Moments When It's Too Quiet. Particularly Late At Night Or Early In The Mornings. That's When You Know There's Something Lacking In Your Life. You Just Know.

Rock 'n Roll: The Most Brutal, Ugly, Desperate, Vicious Form Of Expression It Has Been My Misfortune To Hear.

I Think Being Jilted Is One Of Life's Most Painful Experiences. It Takes A Long Time To Heal A Broken Heart. It's Happened To All Of Us And Never Gets Any Easier. I Understand, However, That Playing One Of My Albums Can Help.