I Want To Be Buried With A

Fresh Air Makes Me Throw Up. I Can't Handle It. I'd Rather Be Around Three Denobili Cigars Blowing In My Face All Night.

The Best Revenge Is The Massive Success.

Bad Reviews I've Gotten Never Diminished The Number Of People In My Audience; Good Reviews Have Never Added To The Number Of People In My Audience; Be Your Own Critic.

That's Life (that's Life), I Tell You I Can't Deny It I Thought Of Quitting, Baby, But My Heart Just Ain't Gonna Buy It And If I Didn't Think It Was Worth One Single Try I'd Jump Right On A Big Bird And Then I'd Fly

I Said To Mr. Pavarotti Once ... A Marvelous Man And A Great Artist ... I Said To Him ... "maestro, I'm Having Trouble Closing Out A Note So That It's Almost As Thin As A Butter Knife ... Finish It Out Quietly Like That." I Said, "i Have Trouble Doing That. What Do You Think I Should Do?" He Said, "justa Close Up Your Mouth." That's All He Said, And I Fell On The Floor. I Thought He Was Gonna Give Me A Dissertation.