I Want All This Loud Profanity In

My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around The House All Day Waiting For Her Breasts To Grow.

A Baseball Manager Has Learned A Lot About His Job From Having Played The Game, But A Parent Has Not Learned A Thing From Having Once Been A Child.

Children Today Know More About Sex Than I Or My Father Did.

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.

A Grandchild Is God's Reward For Raising A Child.