I Want All This Loud Profanity In

A Father Has To Do Everything In His Power To Keep A Tight Ship, Even Though He Knows The Crew Would Like To Send Him Away In A Dinghy.

Sometimes You Try To Help People, And It Backfires On You, And Then They Try To Take Advantage Of You.

I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

Today's Parents Grew Up With The Silly Notion That Music Was Meant To Be Heard.

With My Wife Camille's Help, I Took To Social Networking. I'm Working With The Computers.