There Is No Labor A Person Does

People Say "god Will Find A Way." God Can't Find A Way If You're In The Way.

Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

If You Speak Your Mind And If It Is True What You're Saying, Then I Think The Integrity Of What You're Saying Carries Through.

A Father... Knows Exactly What Those Boys At The Mall Have In Their Depraved Little Minds Because He Once Owned Such A Depraved Little Mind Himself. In Fact, If He Thinks Enough About The Plans That He Used To Have For Young Girls, The Father Not Only Will Support His Wife In Keeping Their Daughter Home But He Might Even Run Over To The Mall And Have A Few Of Those Boys Arrested.