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Every Closed Eye Is Not Sleeping, And Every Open Eye Is Not Seeing.

Anyone Who Has Brought Up Children Knows That Consistency Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Discipline.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

A Person With No Children Says, "well I Just Love Children," And You Say "why?" And They Say, "because A Child Is So Truthful, That's What I Love About 'em - They Tell The Truth." That's A Lie, I've Got Five Of 'em. The Only Time They Tell The Truth Is If They're Having Pain.

Ours Is A Youth Culture, And Like A Golf Tournament, We Honor Only Low Scores.