A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows

The Thing About Glitter Is If You Get It On You, Be Prepared To Have It On You Forever. Because Glitter Doesn't Go Away. Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So Is A Drunk Backseat Driver If He's Persuasive.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.