I Very Much Believe In Rescuing Animals,

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.

Men Say They Love Independence In A Woman, But They Don't Waste A Second Demolishing It Brick By Brick.

Beauty Set Up Distance Between Other People And Me. It Warped Their Behavior.

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.

Glamorized... Am I Glamorous?