I Certainly Love Doing Comedy And Feel

The Most Important Thing In Life Is Your Family. There Are Days You Love Them, And Others You Don't. But, In The End, They're The People You Always Come Home To. Sometimes It's The Family You're Born Into And Sometimes It's The One You Make For Yourself.

Living In La Is Like Not Having A Date On Saturday Night.

The Best Way To Be Beautiful Is To Choose Your Parents Well.

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.