I Try To Go To The Gym

For Years I Stopped Reading Beauty Magazines Because I Couldn't Look At One Without Wanting To Blow My Brains Out. How Can Those Women Look So Good?

My Mom Said I Was A Handful. Now I'm Helpful.

Pilates Is The Only Exercise Program That Has Changed My Body And Made Me Feel Great

I Respect So Much The Work That So Many Women Do, But That's Just Not What I Do. I Have A Job Where I Advertise Yogurt That Makes You Poop, And People Love It And Tell Me About Their Bowel Movements, Every Day.

I Want To Be Older. I Actually Think There's An Incredible Amount Of Self-knowledge That Comes With Getting Older. I Feel Way Better Now Than I Did When I Was 20. I'm Stronger, I'm Smarter In Every Way, I'm So Much Less Crazy Than I Was Then.