By The Way, Food And Rent Aren't

My Breasts Are Beautiful, And I Gotta Tell You, They've Gotten A Lot Of Attention For What Is Relatively Short Screen Time.

I Can Play Rhythm Guitar. I Know How To Hold A Guitar And Strum It.

I Too Was A Little Embarrassed By My Recent Topless 'scandal' And The Subsequent Parodies.

I'm Not A Prophet. I'm Not A Teacher. I Have No Degrees. My Degree Is From The University Of Life.

I Try To Go To The Gym Three Times A Week. And I Have To Watch What I Eat. I'm A Normal Person.