I Try To Be A Good Human

Nowadays, They Have More Trouble Packing Hair Dryers Than Baseball Equipment.

When I Pick Up The Ball And It Feels Nice And Light And Small I Know I'm Going To Have A Good Day. But If I Picked It Up And It's Big And Heavy, I Know I'm Liable To Get Into A Little Trouble.

Trying To Sneak A Fastball By Ted Williams Was Like Trying To Sneak A Sunbeam By A Rooster In The Morning.

The Soldiers That Didn't Come Back Were The Heroes. It's A Roll Of The Dice. If A Bullet Has Your Name On It, You're A Hero. If You Hear A Bullet Go By, You're A Survivor.

Baseball In The Navy Always Was Much More Fun Than It Had Been In The Major Leagues.