Trying To Sneak A Fastball By Ted

The Soldiers That Didn't Come Back Were The Heroes. It's A Roll Of The Dice. If A Bullet Has Your Name On It, You're A Hero. If You Hear A Bullet Go By, You're A Survivor.

When You Make A Bad Pitch And The Hitter Puts It Out Of The Park And You Cost Your Team The Game, It's A Real Test Of Your Maturity To Be Able To Stand In Front Of Your Locker Fifteen Minutes Later And Admit It To The World. How Many People In Other Professions Would Be Willing To Have Their Job Performances Evaluated That Way, In Front Of Millions, Every Afternoon At Five O'clock.

I Did What Any American Could And Should Do: Serve His Country In Its Time Of Need.

Baseball Is Only A Game, A Game Of Inches And A Lot Of Luck. During A Time Of All-out War, Sports Are Very Insignificant.

You Figure They Cheat At The Ballpark, They'll Cheat On The Golf Course, They'll Cheat In Business, And Anything Else In Life. Players May Laugh About It And Say It's Funny, But Right Down In Their Heart, They Don't Think It's Funny At All, And They Have No Respect For A Person Who Cheats.