I Tried To Freshen Up A Room,

I Tried To Have A Cookie, And This Girl Said, "i'm Mailing Those Cookies To My Friend." So I Couldn't Have One. You Shouldn't Make Cookies Untouchable.

I Can Read Minds, But I'm Illiterate.

P.s. - This Is What Part Of The Alphabet Would Look Like If Q And R Were Eliminated.

I Bought A House, It's A Two Bedroom House, But I Think It's Up To Me To Decide How Many Bedrooms There Are. This Bedroom Has An Oven In It. This Bedroom Has A Lot Of People Sitting Around Watching Tv. This Bedroom Is Over In That Other Guy's House.

I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.