I Thought I Was Learning About Show

People Have A Hard Time Making Me Dress Up To Look Like A Classy Gal.

I Thought I Was Learning About Show Business. The More Painful It Was, The More Important I Thought The Experience Must Be. Hating It, I Convinced Myself It Must Be Invaluable.

I'm A Born And Bred New Yorker. I Belong Here. Everytime I Leave It's Like Losing A Leg.

I've Always Loved Words. I Ate Up All The Books I Could Get My Hands On, And When I Couldn't Get Books, I Read Candy Wrappers And Labels On Cereal And Toothpaste Boxes.

I Was Bargaining For Time Away From Hollywood, And Columbia Was Bargaining For Money. I Got What I Wanted And They Got What They Wanted. They Knew I Was So Anxious To Do Born Yesterday That I'd Have Done It For A Dollar. They Gave Me The Next Best Thing.