I Am Not An 'instant' Actor... To

I've Always Loved Words. I Ate Up All The Books I Could Get My Hands On, And When I Couldn't Get Books, I Read Candy Wrappers And Labels On Cereal And Toothpaste Boxes.

We Gained A Great Deal Of Prestige, But Not Much Money. We Liked To Work So Much We Couldn't Hide It And The Club Owners Paid Us Accordingly.

In Repose, My Face Looks As Though I Had Gone Through A Terrible Deal In The Last Five Minutes. I Have To Disguise The Expression And Get A Glassy-eyed Look. That's Something I Learned From My Dog.

It's Tough When Take 1 Is Technically Okay And Take 2 Has Better Acting. Out Here (hollywood) They Print The First One. That's The One Where We All Hit The Mark On The Floor And Who Cares About The Acting.

I Want A Part Where I Can Use My Own Hair, My Own Voice, And Maybe Even Be Literate.