Nobody Else Knew What To Do With

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

I Learned How To Sign Because When I Was Growing Up In California In Order To Get Into College You Needed Two Semesters Of Language To Get Into A University Of California School.

I Can Either Cross The Street, Or I Can Keep Waiting For Another Few Years Of Green Lights To Go By.

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.

Handsome, Thin, Sophisticated Men Often Fall Madly In Love With Larger Women, We Just Never See It On Tv.