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One Of My Earliest Memories Is Of My Father Carrying Me In One Arm With A Picket Sign In The Other.

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.

Waiting, Waiting, Waiting. All My Life, I've Been Waiting For My Life To Begin, As If Somehow My Life Was Ahead Of Me, And That Someday I Would Arrive At It.

Handsome, Thin, Sophisticated Men Often Fall Madly In Love With Larger Women, We Just Never See It On Tv.

So Instead Of Beating Myself Up For Being Fat, I Think It's A Miracle That I Laugh Every Day And Walk Through My Life With Pride, Because Our Culture Is Unrelenting When It Comes To Large People.