I Don't Know Why I Should Have

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

Nothing Means Anything Here. When They Pull Down An Outstanding Building, No One Objects. Oh, Maybe There's A Wee Protest From Some Collectors Or Something Who Take A Picture Of It Before It Vanishes.

My Advice To You, If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight: Don't Eat Anything That Comes In A Bucket. Buckets Are The Kitchen Utensils Of The Farmyard.

The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That If There's A Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly The Same Afterwards.