I Think Some People Ramp A Side

My Ex-boyfriend Can Round Last Night, Which Was Weird Because I Didn't Know He Was In A Coma.

Does Anyone Really Go Into Nursing Intending To Be Apathetic, Cold And Removed From Suffering? I Find That Very Difficult To Believe.

The Funny Thing Is, I Don't Actually Think Of Myself As Fat At All. I Don't Think I Am. Not Really.

People Say You Should Read Your Criticism Because It Will Make You A Better Person But It Doesn't. It Just Makes You A Sad Bitter Old Showbiz Nightmare.

There Are Two Types Of People In This World: One Who Opens A Packet Of Biscuits, Has One And Puts The Rest Back In The Cupboard, And One Who Eats The Whole Packet In One Go.