I Just Don't Like Travelling Very Much.

When I Got Married, The Sun Ran The Headline: "here Comes The Bride, All Fat And Wide." Luckily, It Was A Few Days After The Wedding - But It Was Still Hideous To Read At A Great Romantic Moment.

My Father Was An Engineer And My Mother Was A Social Worker, And They Met As Young Socialists. That Probably Tells You Everything You Need To Know About My Attitude To Money - I've Never Really Been Bothered About It.

I Read That Book Fat Is A Feminist Issue, Got A Bit Desperate Halfway Through And Ate It.

I Wouldn't Say I Was Organised At All. I Just Have To Prioritise. Is It More Important For Them To Be Organised, Or To Have Their Dinner, Do You Know What I Mean?

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid. I Used To Play Tricks On My Brothers - I'd Tie A Two-shilling Piece To A Bit Of Cotton, Then Pull It Away As They Went To Grab It.