I Think Right Now Television Is The

So When I Told My Parents I Wanted To Go Into Acting Because I Was Flunking Out Of My First Year Of Junior College, They Were Relieved That I Had Picked Something Other Than Joining The Army. But I Can't Imagine How They Had High Hopes For Me.

I Don't Believe In Hell. I Believe In Unemployment, But Not Hell.

The Academy Awards Are Obscene, Dirty . . . No Better Than A Beauty Contest.

I Got Into Acting So That I Could Meet Girls. Pretty Girls Came Later. First, I Wanted To Start Off With Someone With Two Legs, Who'd Smile At Me And Look Soft.

I Lived Below The Official American Poverty Line Until I Was 31.