I'm Sixty-eight, I Cry Every Chance I

I Decided To Become An Actor Because I Was Failing In School And I Needed The Credits.

I Got Into Acting So That I Could Meet Girls. Pretty Girls Came Later. First, I Wanted To Start Off With Someone With Two Legs, Who'd Smile At Me And Look Soft.

There's A New Medical Crisis. Doctors Are Reporting That Many Men Are Having Allergic Reactions To Latex Condoms. They Say They Cause Severe Swelling. So What's The Problem?

Euthanasia Is Legal In Hollywood. They Just Kill The Film If It Doesn't Succeed Immediately.

We're All A Little Nit Autistic.