I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold

I Went To A Restaurant With My Friend, And He Said, "pass The Salt." I Said, "screw You! Sit Closer To The Salt."

Why Are There No "during" Pictures?

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.

I Thought My Teeth Were White Until I Washed My Face With Noxzema. My Teeth Are Off-white. I'm Not Even White. I'm Off-white. It's A New Race; We Will Prevail!

A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard Candy And Garbage.