A Severed Foot Is The Ultimate Stocking

I Have An Idea For Sweatshops: Air Conditioning! That's Simple. 14 Year Old Boys Working Twelve Hour Days? "yeah, But They're Comfortable!"

I Was At This Casino Minding My Own Business, And This Guy Came Up To Me And Said, 'you're Gonna Have To Move, You're Blocking A Fire Exit.' As Though If There Was A Fire, I Wasn't Gonna Run. If You're Flammible And Have Legs, You Are Never Blocking A Fire Exit.

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

A Sleeping Bag Is A Tortilla For A Human.