I Think People Can Stand To Take

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Try To Get In Quiet Time And Book Time, But Really, The Only Time I Ever Get That Is When I'm On An Airplane - I Have A Fear Of Flying, But I Actually Love Flying Because It's The Only Time I Can Sleep, And It's The Only Time I Get To Read.

I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo Phases.

I Could Party In A Cardboard Box With People Who Are Funny And Don't Care. For Me, It's Really About Who I Surround Myself With, So I Just Try To Always Be With Hilarious People.

I'm Over Dudes Trying To Look Like They're In Boy Bands.