I Think Of Texas As The Laboratory

It's Like, Duh. Just When You Thought There Wasn't A Dime's Worth Of Difference Between The Two Parties, The Republicans Go And Prove You're Wrong.

I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas Politics.

There Are Two Kinds Of Humor. One Kind That Makes Us Chuckle About Our Foibles And Our Shared Humanity -- Like What Garrison Keillor Does. The Other Kind Holds People Up To Public Contempt And Ridicule -- That's What I Do. Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.

I Have Been Attacked By Rush Limbaugh On The Air, An Experience Somewhat Akin To Being Gummed By A Newt. It Doesn't Actually Hurt, But It Leaves You With Slimy Stuff On Your Ankle.

If His Iq Slips Any Lower, We'll Have To Water Him Twice A Day