I Believe In Practicing Prudence At Least

Next Time I Tell You Someone From Texas Should Not Be President Of The United States, Please Pay Attention.

And The Funny Thing Is, I've Always Been An Optimist - It's Practically A Congenital Disorder With Me.

I Often Plagiarize From Myself. I Like To Think Of This As Ecological Journalism: I Recycle.

Oh, Hell, I Can’t Go On A Spiritual Journey—i'm Constipated.

Think Of Something To Make The Ridiculous Look Ridiculous.