I Think My New Iphone 5s Is

Inappropriate Behavior Makes Me Laugh.

I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians Just Wanna Be Taken Seriously.

I Want To Make Hip-hop That Can Use Guitars And Soul And Jazz And Just Fuse It All Together. And I Want To Make This Whole New Sound That's Going To Shock The World. Unfortunately, The Masses Didn't Receive It.

By The Time I Was Ready For College, I Didn't Know What I Wanted To Do. I Think I Secretly Wanted A Show Business Career, But I Was Suppressing It.

I Look Good. I Mean, Really Good. Hey Everyone! Come And See How Good I Look!