I Think My Comedy, The Put-downs I

When I Was A Nurse I Never Had Much Money, And I Was Still Happy Then.

I Often Tell Audiences At The Start Of My Shows That I'm Not Gay Because I've Got Petitions From Lesbian Groups Saying 'can You Tell People You're Heterosexual Because You're Giving Us A Bad Name.'

I Never Think, 'where Am I Going To Be In A Year's Time?' That Seems To Be A Sure Way Of Missing The Fact That You Might Be Quite Happy Now.

No One I Know Is Actually So Rude As To Tell Me I've Become Duller Since Having Children. But I'm Sure They Think It.

I Find It Difficult To Judge Myself, But People Say That I Have Become A Bit More Socially Acceptable Over The Years In Terms Of My Material; Which Apparently At The Beginning - Though I Never Really Intended It To Be - Was Man Hating And Now Is Just A Bit More Cuddly.