Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only

I've Always Loathed Rich People, So I've Become Who I've Loathed, Which Makes It Doubly Difficult, If You Can Follow Me.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Pretty Good. Pretttttttty, Pretttttttttty, Pretttttty Good.

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.