Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.