Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.

I Have No Sense Of Well-being. There's No Chance The Well Will Run Dry.

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.