I Think Mankind Is Overly Sensitive, Very

I Have A Wonderful Respect For Old People.

Ironically, The Possibility That The President Dodged His Military Service Has Increased His Approval Ratings With Democrats By 80 Percent.

The Big Political News, Arnold Schwarzenegger Announced He's Running For Governor Of California, And Already, People Are Chanting, 'four More Vowels, Four More Vowels.

A Telephone Survey Says That 51 Percent Of College Students Drink Until They Pass Out At Least Once A Month. The Other 49 Percent Didn't Answer The Phone.

George W. Bush Even Stopped In Pennsylvania To Try His Hand At The Lotto And Gave Up When He Could Only Think Of The Numbers 4 And 17