I Think Mankind Is Overly Sensitive, Very

Strange Medical News From Pakistan: A Man Had A Successful Organ Transplant With A Dog. They Gave The Man A Dog's Organ. In A Related Story Today, Keith Richards Was Seen Chasing A Mailman.

President Bush Announced A Billion Dollar Mission To The Moon And Mars. He Came Up With A Snappy New Slogan - To Drill Where No Man Has Drilled Before.

In A New Poll 54 Percent Believed President Bush Exaggerated The Size Of Iraq's Missile Threat. Hey, He's A Guy.

Larry Flynt, Running For Governor Of California. His Goal - Change Our State Bird To The Spread Eagle.

Howard Dean Is Narrowing The Field Of Potential Running Mates. It's Down To Mike Tyson Or Bobby Knight.